What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How would you define love?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How did the DMK alliance manage to keep the BJP out of Tamil Nadu politics all these years? Is the picture now changing in Tamil Nadu after the entry of Annamalai?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do I become a Buddhist, and can someone explain Buddhism to me?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

Can trans people tell me what the criteria for a woman is excluding self identification (facts do not rely on self belief)?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Bicycling tied to reduced dementia risk and greater hippocampal volume retention - Medical Xpress

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

Where did Kamala Harris learn how to change positions so quickly? Did she learn it from working in the world's oldest profession?

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.